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clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

image


gettinghighwithhobbits:

kuzzbuzz-fuzzspuzz:

gettinghighwithhobbits:

When is someone going to fall in love with me?

Next sunday.

Thanks lucas do you have a time frame like so i can make sure im not busy

No, sorry. You’re just going to have to wait in bed. He’ll be there eventually.


gettinghighwithhobbits:

When is someone going to fall in love with me?

Next sunday.


It’s a security, not the band who were the problem. Great wording by Australia’s channel 7 news.

It’s a security, not the band who were the problem. Great wording by Australia’s channel 7 news.


My ex-partner’s Father was on my train this morning. I’m glad he didn’t notice me though, because then I’d possibly have to hear him talk about how his son is doing and I just don’t care.


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onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

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Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
Me: Go fuck yourself.


destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL


Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*